A I D S   R A P


                  [To be done over heavy rap beat with East
                   Harlem pronunciation ]


This is a rap by Captain B.S.J.
Get your feet into the beat if your groovin' my way.
Sit down, get ready, its the G.U. Crew
With a public health warning directed at you.

      Don't associate with hookers and sleaze,
      Cause fuckin' around can be a killer disease.

Cruisin' the streets on a Friday night,
Pussy-sniffin', Bud-drinking', lookin' for a fight.
There's a girl at the bar and she turns you on,
But she speaks like a freak - she's an Epsilon.
She whispers in your ear, asks if your comin',
There's a taxi out front and the meter's runnin'.
You ask if she's easy and she looks quite hurt,
As she reaches in your trousers and removes her skirt.

      Don't associate with hookers and sleaze,
      Cause fuckin' around can be a killer disease.

By quarter past one she's lyin' in your bed,
She retreats beneath the sheets, she's givin' you head.
You take a rubber from your wallet, she just stares at it,
Says " put that latex in my platex, we don't nead that shit".

      Don't associate with hookers and sleaze,
      Cause fuckin' around can be a killer disease.
      
      [BRIDGE - scratch mix of "Wake me up before you go"]

She turns her self over and you overload,
She starts screaming, you start creaming, and your dick explodes.
You wake up, go to the bathroom and then you freeze,
As you stare face to face with a social disease.
You consult the doctor and he shakes his head,
You got the "Big A" and you'll soon be dead.
Lost your woman, lost your job, now your losing weight,
Cause you don't wear a condom when you copulate.

(Sit down, get ready, etc etc etc)

      Don't associate with hookers and sleaze,
      Cause fuckin' around can be a killer disease.

      [R-R-R-Repeat to fade fade f-f-f-f-ade]