The Definitive Statement on American Education:


                    ||  What You Think   |    How You Act    |  What You Learn
                    ||     You Know      |                   | 
                    ||                   |                   |
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                    ||                   |                   |
  Grade School      ||  How To Have Fun  |  Try To Have Fun  |  How To Behave
                    ||                   |                   |
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                    ||                   |                   |
  High School       ||  Everything       |  Like You Know    |  How To Learn
                    ||                   |   Everything      |
                    ||                   |                   |
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                    ||                   |                   |
  College           ||  Just About       |  Like You Know    |  That There Are
                    ||  Everything       |  Quite Alot       |  Things You
                    ||                   |                   |  Don't Know
                    ||                   |                   |
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                    ||                   |                   |
  Grad School       ||  Some Things      |  Like You Know    |  That You
   (Masters)        ||                   |  Alot             |  Really Don't
                    ||                   |                   |  Know Much
                    ||                   |                   |
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                    ||                   |                   |
  Grad School       ||  Nothing          |  Like You Don't   |  How Huge And
   (PhD)            ||                   |  Want People To   |  Vast An Amount
                    ||                   |  Know That You    |  You Really
                    ||                   |  Know Nothing     |  Don't Know
                    ||                   |                   |
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