"25 reasons why beer is better than women". 1. You can enjoy a beer all month long 2. Beer stains wash out 3. You don't have to wine and dine beer 4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you while you play football 5. When your beer goes flat you toss it out 6. Beer is never late 7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer 8. Hangovers go away 9. Beer labels come off without a fight 10. When you go to a bar, u know u can always pick up a beer 11. Beer never has a headache 12. After u've had a beer, the bottle is still worth ten pence 13. A beer won't get upset if u come home and have another beer 14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get a good head 15. A beer always goes down easy 16. U can have more than one beer in a nite and not feel guilty 17. U can always share a beer with your friends 18. U always know u're the first to one to pop a beer 19. Beer is always wet 20. Beer doesn't demand equality 21. U can have a beer in public 22. A beer doesn't care when u come 23. A frigid beer is a good beer 24. U don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good 25. If u change beers u don't have to pay alimony What do you think???????? (apoligies to the females!!)