The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high,
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger,
It's depressing and its senseless and that's why....

I like chinese,
I like Chinese,
They only come up to to your knees
Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to please.
I like Chinese,
I like Chinese.
There's 900 million of them in the world today,
You'd better learn to like them thats what I say,
I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
They come from a long way overseas
But they're cute and they're cuddly and they're ready to please,
I like Chinese food,
The waiter's never aloof,
Think of the many things they've done to impress,
There's Maoism, Taoism, I-ching and chess,
I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
I like their tiny little trees,
Their zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-ese,
I like chinese thoughts
The wisdom that Confucious taught,
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The chinese will survive us all without any doubt,
So I like chinese,
I like Chinese,
They only come up to your knees
Yet they're wise and they're witty and they're ready to please.
I like chinese
I like chinese,
Their food is guaranteed to please
A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lye cheese.
I like chinese
I like chinese,
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're always friendly and willing to please...
                                                   -Monty Python.