Eric The Half A Bee.

Half a bee, philisophically,
Must ipso-facto half not be,
But half the bee has got to be
Viz a viz it's entity, d'you see?
But can a bee be said to be,
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?

Singing...
Lah dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee
A, b, c, d, e, f, g
Eric the half a bee
Is this a retchid demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagarie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee.
Ah fiddley dum, ah fiddley dee
Eric the half a bee
Ho, ho, ho, Tee, hee, hee,
Eric the half a bee
I loved this hive employee-ee
Bisected accidentally
One summer afternoon by me
I loved him carnally
(He loves him carnally)
Semi-carnally

...Cyril Connelly??
-No, semi-carnally
...oh!