I met this beautiful girl last night. She invited me back to her place and
we had the *greatest* steamiest sex ever. Actually, it wasn't really the
*greatest* sex ever, it was more like medium-great sex, and well, she didn't
exactly invite me back to her place, I sort of followed her home to her
apartment.

To be factual, we didn't actually *have* sex per se, but we came very close.
You see we were fondling each other pretty intensely...well, actually, I was
fondling her, she wasn't fondling me...well, really, I wasn't actually
*fondling* her, our bodies just got very close together.  To be honest, I
just sort of brushed into her.

Accidentally.
But it was great, really hot and sensual you know?

Actually, to be specific, it wasn't really *her* that I brushed into, it was
actually the back of the chair she was sitting in. Although, the chair
was...on the other side of a wall you see...in another room sort of. And I
was sort of leaning  on the wall, but the chair was very close to the wall,
very close. Of course, she *was* on the third floor and I was sort of...on
the street...leaning against the building. But wow! What a night. What a
night.