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Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language is the
word 'fuck'. It is one magical word. Just by its sound you can describe 
pain, pleasure, love, war and hate. In language, fuck falls into many
grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb both intransitive (Dave
fucked Anne) and transitive (Anne was fucked by Dave), as an adverb (Anne
is a good fuck) and also as an adjective (Anne is fucking beautiful). As
you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of fuck.

Besides the sexual meaning of the word, there are also the following:

Greetings ---------------- How the fuck are you?
Fraud -------------------- I got fucked at the car auctions
Dismay ------------------- Oh fuck it
Trouble ------------------ Well I guess I'm fucked now
Aggression --------------- Fuck you
Difficulty --------------- I don't understand this fucking job
Displeasure -------------- What the fuck is going on here
Incompetence ------------- He fucks up everything
Lost --------------------- Where the fuck are we ?
Retaliation -------------- Up your fucking arse

And remember General Custer's famous last words:

        "Where did all those fucking indians come from?"

And also the last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima:

        "What the fuck was that?"

And last but not least those immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic:

        "Where is all this fucking water coming from?"