life is like an onion. it is made up of many, many, many very complex and intricate layers.... ...and they all stink. life is a bitch.... ... then you marry one. life is like a VMS machine ..... ...when you're up its down, and when its up you're down. life is like a comms. skills lecture... ...boring and fewkin useless. life is like a pencil... ...the sharper you get the shorter it becomes. life is like being a Nicaraguan judge.. ...looks dangerous, and is. life is like 'dir /u/ift/mjl2/ajar'... ...(you guessed it life IS a bitch). life is like UKC S.U.... ...you know its there but why????? life is like Milton Keynes.. ...Gettin' in is easy but just try understanding it.