THE LUMBERJACK SONG

I never wanted to do this for a living.
I always wanted to be a lumberjack
Leaping from tree to tree
As they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia
-The giant Larch, the Red Wood, the mighty Scots Pine
With my best girl by my side
We'd sing, sing, sing...

Oh I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
  (He's a lumberjack and he's okay
  (He sleeps all night and he works all day

I cut down trees
I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays i go shopping
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.
  (He cuts down trees
  (He eats his lunch
  (He goes to the lavatory
  (On wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea)

>>chorus<<

I cut down trees
I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on womens clothing 
And hang around in bars.
  (He cuts down trees
  (He skips and jumps
  (He likes to press wild flowers
  (He puts on womens clothing!!?!
  (And hangs around in bars!?!?!?

>>chorus<<

I cut down trees
I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear pa-pa.
  (He cuts down trees
  (He wears high heels??!!
  (Suspenders..?!...ugh??!

He's a Lumberjack and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day.