Good evening squire.
-Good eveving.
Is your wife a goer, eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Know
what I mean, say no more.
-I beg your pardon?
Your wife, does she go, eh, does she go?
-She sometimes "goes", yes.
I bet she does. I bet she does. Say no more. Say no more. Know what I mean. 
Nudge, nudge.
-I'm afraid I don't quite follow you.
Follow me, follow me! That's good. That's good. A nod's as good as a wink to a 
blind bat.
-Are you selling something?
Selling, very good, very good eh? Eh? Eh? Oooh!! You're wicked eh? Wicked? Say 
no more! Is your wife a sport?
-She likes sport, yes.
I bet she does, I bet she does.
-As a matter of fact she's very fond of cricket.
Who isn't? She likes games, eh? Likes games? Knew she would. She's been around abit. Been around.
-She's travelled, yes. She's from Perley.
Say no more!! Perley, squire? - famous place, say no more. Is your wife
interested in photography, eh? Photographs eh, he asked him knowingly.
-Photography!?
Snap snap, grin grin. Wink, wink. Nudge nudge. Say no more!
-Oh holiday snaps.
Could be, could be taken on holiday. Candid, eh. Candid photography!?
-No, I'm afraid we don't have a camera.
Oh...still...woa! eh?...woa!!....woa!!
-Look are you insinuating something?
On no! No, no, no!....YES!
-Well?
I mean, your a man of the world squire.
-Yes.
I mean you've been around a bit. You've, eh, done it.
-What do you mean!?
Well I mean, I mean like, chief, you've ah...slept with a lady.
-Uh, Yes?
....What's it like?