ODE TO A FOUR LETTER WORD


  In everyday life ,  this word does exist
  But it appears in no book ,  no record or list
  It expresses love ,  hate ,  disgust or bad luck
  It's a four letter word ,  yes you've guessed it - 'F**k'.

  As a verb it is transitive ,  active or passive
  The range of its use is ,  quite simply ,  massive
  'To f**k ,  I'm F**ked ,  F**k you !' Oh I say
  The number of times it is used every day !

  As a noble word it is no way respected
  But through every day use it is now quite accepected
  And in historic events both important and trivial
  It's use has been angry ,  sad or convivial !

  In the Garden of Eden ,  in the very beginning
  It was the same word that invented sinning
  If Adam hadn't said 'Let's f**k' to his mate
  The world wouldn't be in this terrible state !

  The Jesus himself ,  as he hung on his cross
  The stories do say ,  was at a real loss
  'Oh dad ,  tell me ,  what the f**k have I done
  That you let this happen to your very own son ?'

  More recently ,  Napoleon ,  Hitler and Hess
  All got themselves into a hell of a mess
  And as the tried vainly passing the buck
  Each spoke the emortal words 'Oh f**k !'

  Then in '69 ,  the first man on the moon
  Neil Armstrong by name ,  a veritable goon
  He said 'Wow ,  I've come over all queer
  You know ,  theres no F**king gravity here !'

  Then in the '80s ,  Maggie came to power
  Friend and foe alike were all made to cower
  And when the Argies the Falklands raided
  'F**k them' ,  she said and reinvaded !

  So you can see now that this word is still here
  It's used be the famous ,  the rich and the peers
  It's considered to be low ,  'working class' ,  and rude ,
  Unsociable ,  unspeakable ,  derogatory and crude

  But listen to me ,  and hear what I say
  It's been here for years ,  and it's here to stay
  And if anyone complains or moans when you use it
  Tell them to 'F**k off and die !'