The following song is a version of a song from the musical `Oh what a lovely war' --adapted by Univ College Boat Club A ROWING SONG (from Univ via David Langslow) (extra verses by Michael Jampel) I don't want to go to Balliol I don't want to go to Catz Trinity is not the place to be The Hall is full of prats No - I don't want to go to Oriel I don't want to go to New They say Queens are just has-beens Peter's make me want to spew And - I don't want to go to Hertford I'm not too keen on Pembroke Regents Park could sink the bloody ark Jesus are just a joke Cor blimey - Magdalen are just a bunch of wankers Christ Church take themselves in hand But if you want some rowing Some really serious rowing Then Wolfson is the best place in the land. [Don't ask my why Wolfson if its a Univ song! -ed]