Sex introduction
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0. Foreword.
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This manual provides a short, but hopefully adequate introduction
to the subject of sex. It deals with the the most basic form of
sex, that is sex between two consenting adults of the opposite
gender ("male" and "female", see terminology). The manual
concentrates upon the act of sex itself, but does little to
explain how to obtain the sex (see APP. A).

The reason why I think this manual is necessary, is based upon
the observation that the average hacker seems reluctant to engage
in sex. Weather this fact stems from the lack of pertinent
documentation or other factors is not clear, but this manual is
intended to lessen the former factor.


1. Scope of the manual.
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The manual pertains itself mainly to hackers and other humans in
the age-interval of [12-117], that has little or no experience
with sex itself, but wishes to engage in some experimentation.


2. Terminology.
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This is a highly technical manual, dealing with a subject that
has inspired a very varied vocabulary. Moreover, I do not
neceserily use all of the words in the most common used sense.
Please bear in mind, that there exists only de facto standards in
the area. For these reasons I find it relevant to summarize the
terminology of the manual.

Penis.	       One of the two complementary body-parts, with which
	       the sex is performed. See also vagina. The word
	       penis is not the most commonly used, but is chosen
	       here because it carries the most technical air.
	       The penis is located below the stomach (on the
	       male).

Vagina.	       The other of the two complementary body-part that
	       the sex is performed with. As with penis, I use
	       this word because of its technical ring.	       

Male, Female.  This is the words I use instead of MOTAS (Member
	       of the appropriate sex), since the scope of the
	       manual limits the choice to these two genders. The
	       words "male" and "female" are chosen because of
	       the rough structural and functional similarity to
	       e.g. the RS-232 D-25 cable connectors. Briefly a
	       "male" is a human being with a penis, and a
	       "female" is one without.


3. Why have sex ?
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There are basically two reasons to have sex, these will be dealt
with in the following two subsections.

This manual deals mostly with the second reason to have sex, that
is "for fun". Please note that some of the procedures of the sex
varies with the purpose. This is especially true regarding the
security (see 4.1.2). 


3.1 For self-propagation.
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When a male and a female have sex, it might put the female in a
state called "pregnancy". The pregnancy usually lasts about 9
months, and ends with the female producing one or more "children"
(compare fork(3)). This reason will not be elaborated further.


3.2 For fun.
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Basically it's nice to have sex with somebody. This is difficult
to explain satisfactorily, but for the scope of this manual, it
suffices to say that it feels intuitively right. See also section
4.3.


4. The act itself.
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This chapter addresses the audience of one male and one female,
that have agreed to have sex together. For reason of experience,
it is expressed as seen from the viewpoint of the male.


4.1 Preparation.
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This section deals with some very important aspects of sex; The
environment and the security. Please read carefully, as
especially the security cannot be overly emphasized.


4.1.1 Environment.
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The most pleasant environment is a bed with clean sheets. This is
not mandatory, in fact almost any environment can be used.
Suggested examples are: A haystack, a tent, on the beach. I
myself prefer the the bed environment, mostly because of
tradition. I suggest the reader experiments.


4.1.2 Security (IMPORTANT).
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There are two potentially dangers connected with sex. One is the
risk of obtaining a virus, the other is the risk of "unwanted
pregnancy" (see chap. 3.1). Both of these can be almost totally
eliminated by the use of the same protective mean.

This consist of a rubber container, which the male places so that
it covers his penis completely. This container is known as a
"contraceptive", although there are other words in use.

The reason that it works, is that both the virus, and the
information-carrying semen is retained by the "contraceptive",
and so can do no harm.

If the purpose of the sex is self-propagation, the
"contraceptive" should not be used, as it would only be in the
way. 

It is very important to observe this rule, especially if the male
and female are only recently aquainted. In cases of long-lasting
relationships, the rule can sometimes be relaxed (e.g. to obtain
"pregnancy", see 3.1).


4.2 Foreplay.
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The penis is usually structurally equivalent to a small soft
sausage. While most fitting in everyday functionality, this shape
is not sufficient to perform sex. Likewise the vagina must also
be prepared. This section describes briefly how this is obtained.

The male and female must spend some time in physical contact with
each other. This works best if escalated in a progressive way;
starting with small hand-caresses applyed to face and body, going
past interfacing of mouths, to (optionally) contact between
sexual organs and mouth. Certain incantations can also be
muttered:

-	"Oh, FOO, you eyes are so beautiful"
-	"You have such a lovely BAR"

This can be varied in many ways, as there is no real standard.
It might seen very complicated, but it is my experience that it
is so intuitively obvious, that it takes very little practice to
learn (but a lot to master).

Special attention should here be given to the vagina. This is
because of a later phase in the sex, known as the "orgasm" (see
4.3). Both parties should ideally reach that phase simultaneuosly,
and it is my experience that the female is a little bit slower
to enter this phase, unless she is given special attention at this
point.

The reason of the foreplay should now be obvious; the penis has
changed its shape to that of a large carrot, and the vagina has
been lubricated by a friction-reducing liquid. If any of these
symptoms should be missing, refer to the trouble-shooting section
(app. B). The reason why this is important, will be made clear in
the next section.


4.2 The intercourse.
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The most important aspect of the sex in the scope of this manual
is the "intercourse". It consist roughly of the male's penis
entering the female's vagina, and performing a rythmic movement,
until no longer possible. In this section, this will be explained
in detail.

Before entering the female, the male should place the
"contraceptive" so that it covers his penis. Consult the
appropriate manual for further details.

In order to facilitate the entering, the penis and vagina must be
placed opposite each other. This can be obtained by the female
laying down on her back, and the male laying upon her so that
their stomach meet (this process is known as "mounting").  Since
the sexual organs are normally located just below the stomach for
both the male and the female, the organs are now in contact.
Please note that this is only an example, as there are many other
equivalently good ways.

The penis should now be inserted into the vagina, which will
probably demand the use of hands (either combination of the
approx. four available hands will do). This should otherwise be
fairly easy, as the penis and vagina seems to be designed
somewhat with this purpose in mind.

Now the male should perform a rhythmic movement with his pelvis,
alternately moving the penis almost out of the vagina, and deeply
into it. The resons for these movements is to obtain the
so-called "orgasm", which will be the subject of the next section.


4.3 The orgasm.
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After a sufficient amount of movements, the orgasm is (hopefully)
reached. As this contains certain aspects, that might frighten
the inexeperienced user, I will here try to describe the
symptoms:

-	The penis contracts in spasms, and ejaculate a white
	sticky liquid, known as "semen" (This actually contains
	organic molecules that carries many gigabytes of data,
	used in the self-propagative aspect of the sex).

-	The vagina might perform some contacting movements too.
	The reason of this is unknown to me. If the vagina
	ejaculates a clear liquid, it is a sign that the female
	has reached a variant of the orgasm, known as
	"G-spot-orgasm". As this is a rare, and perhaps
	apocryphical experience, the male should probably brag to
	his friends about it.

The orgasm is accompanied by a feeling of intense pleasure for
both parties. The amount of pleasure may vary, and is probably
dependent upon the quality of the foreplay (and many other
important issues). In some instances, it can result in in various
noices from one or both parties. This should not give reason to
worry, as it is a fairly normal, and even desirable behavior.

After the orgasm, the penis slowly obtains its non-operative
state. As this might cause the contraceptive to become loose, the
penis should ideally be retracted from the vagina, in order to
prevent the semen from leaking out.

This concludes the (IMHO) most important part of the sex. But
there is one more phase that, although optional, should not be
neglected: The so-called afterplay. This will be described below.


4.4 The afterplay.
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This consist mainly in the male and female lying closely
together, perhaps repeating some of the procedures from the
foreplay. Since the act of sex itself often requires a lot of
energy, it is my experience that the afterplay frequently tends
to lead to both parties falling asleep. This is one of the reasons
that I personally prefer the "bed-environment".


5. Conclusion. What to do now.
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This ends the main part of this paper. It has been discussed how
to have sex, and why to have sex. The best thing to do now is to
obtain a MOTAS, and collect some sexual experience for oneself.

I suggest that you follow the guidelines presented here closely,
until you find yourself fairly familiar with the proceedings.
After that, you should engage in more advanced experiments, as
there is no real limit to what you can do. The only important
aspects, is that it should feel right to all the involved
parties. 

The author of this paper will be happy to assist personally in
case of problems, especially if those having the problems are
nice-looking girls with large breasts. Please note that my tastes
in sex runs mainly in the "hetero-sexual" direction (i.e. sex
with a member of the opposite gender).


6. References.
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[1]	"Elle-belle-bolle Bogen" (translates roughly to "the
	hickory-dickory-fuck book") By various authors.

[2]	The toilets of DIKU ("Institute of datalogy, university
	of Copenhagen").

[3]	G. LaLimpwrist: "Cunts and arses; an anallogy".
	Penis-Ball 1969.

[4]	RFC-71 "Reallocation in case of input error".

[5]	The Unix(tm) manual: sex(6).


7. Appendixes
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Appendix A:	How to obtain a sex-partner relatively easy.
		(To Do).