"Sweet Transvestite" From The Rocky Horror Show.
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	A FLAT TYRE AND A WET NIGHT HAD BROUGHT BRAD AND JANET TO A
	HOUSE THAT MADE BOTH OF THEM FEEL APPREHENSIVE AND UNEASY.
	BUT IF THEY WERE TO REACH THEIR DESTINATION THAT NIGHT THEY
	WOULD HAVE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF WHATEVER HELP WAS OFFERED.

	How d'you do
	I, see you've met,
	My faithful handyman.
	He's just a little brought down,
	Because when you knocked,
	He thought you were the candyman.
	(Didn't you Freaky)

	Don't get strung out,
	By the way I look,
	Don't judge a book by it's cover.
	I'm not much of a man,
	By the light of day,
	But by night I'm one hell of a lover.

	I'm just a sweet transvestite,
	From transexual Translvania. (Farfar)

	Let me show you around,
	Maybe play you a sound,
	You look like you're both (Hm) pretty groovy,
	But if you want something visual,
	That's not too abysmal,
	We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

		I'm glad we caught you at home,
		Could we use your phone
		We're both in (er) a bit of a hurry
		We'll just say where we are,
		And then go back to our car,
		We don't want to be (ahh) any worry.

	You've got caught with a flat
	Well how about that,
	Well babys don't you panic.
	By the light of the night,
	It'll all seem alright,
	I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

	I'm just a sweet tansvestite, (Live it up with gender baby)
	From transexual translvania.

	Why don't you stay for the night,
	Or maybe a bite?
	I could show you my favourite obsession, (oooh)
	I've been making a man,
	With blonde hair and a tan,
	And he's good for relieving my t-t-t-tension.

	I'm just a sweet transvestite,
	From transexual Translvania.
	(Hit it, Hit it!)
	I'm just a sweet transvestite,
	(Get your rocks off baby)
	From transexual Translvania.

	So (ah) come up to the lab,
	And see whats on the slab,
	I see you shiver with (ahuh) anticipation
	But maybe the rain,
	Is really to blame,
	So I'll remove the cause,(ahuhm)
	But not the symptoms.